Wake me up at 3am just to tell me that I’m not close enough. Wake me again at 7am because we need to get ready for the day. Once more at 7:15 because we both know I don’t do mornings. Tell me about the dream you had last night while we have toast and orange juice. I’m tired as hell but I hear and feel every single word that you say. Ask me how I slept because you feel like you’ve been talking for too long. My answer is always the same when you ask, sleeping next to you is heavenly. Apologize for waking me up at 3 while I assure you that it’s okay and that I’m so glad that you did, then rally in your stubborn persistence the notion that it was out of line. Start explaining how wrong it was. You won’t get very far into your rant because I need to kiss you. Not only to stop you from being ridiculous but because I love you so much more than I can express with words. So please, wake me up at 3am so I can pull you closer and kiss you softly. “I love you endlessly” will be my sleepy response each time; as those four words are the only ones that can even come close to explaining my feelings for you.
I love you a lot. (via thexpotent)

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Kuroshitsuji

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

hiccstridlover:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

reasons i love how to train your dragon:

  • DRAGONS
  • hiccup starts out as this pathetic little dude that grows into a leader
  • stoick and valka
  • dragons
  • toothless is a huge dork
  • hiccup doesnt look at his injury as a disability, but something that connects him to his best friend
  • drAGONS
  • cute love story between astrid and hiccup
  • have you heard the soundtrack like holy shit
  • did i mention dragons

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jacchy:

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

Always.

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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pybooty:

Coming Out Simulator 2014 - a half-true game about half-truths

Coming Out Simulator is exactly what it says it is. It’s a free-to-play conversation simulator based on/inspired by the personal story of coming out of its creator, Nicky Case.

There’s no easy answer in Coming Out Simulator, no optimal ending to be achieved if you collect the requisite amount of points. Case based the game off a pivotal moment in his own life as a teenager. And just like in real life, the moment of “coming out” in this game is traumatic no matter which way the player chooses to approach it.

Ultimately, it’s liberating as well. But that’s not what the brunt of the experience playing Coming Out Simulator is actually like. […] There’s power in exploring a fantasy like the one in Mass Effect 3, but there’s also power in being reminded that “coming out” the way one does in that game is a fantasy, and a pretty far-fetched one for many people who faced far more difficult challenges when they actually came out.

Coming Out Simulator is a game about that second experience. It’s a painful one. But it’s also a necessary one, that I think more people who’ve never had to struggle with their own sexual identity should see for themselves. 

this game made me cry omfg

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steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

everythings-wolfstar:

duneekah:

Remus putting his hand on Sirius’ face whenever he’s talking too much because one time they were at a pub and saw a woman doing that to her dog when she wanted it to stop barking.

and it works and then every single time sirius won’t shut the frick frack up remus just puts his hand on his face to make him stop. and then probably gives him scratches behind his ear, lbr.

timelordangel:

we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better

Have you ever been so melancholy, that you wanted to fit in the palm of your beloved’s hand? And lie there, for fortnights, or decades, or the length of time between stars? In complete silence?
Sarah Ruhl, Melancholy Play

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angelasup:

multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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i cant unsee this

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markruffalwhoa:

"Science side of tumblr" is just Carlos running hundreds of blogs at once.

20,625 plays "Taylor Swift can't sing" Taylor Swift

swiftstiel:

trippinginthebathroom:

lethanlyfourtris:

swiftstiel:

"Taylor Swift can’t sing"

All from the Speak Now world tour. I don’t own anything, I just put these together.

This is ear-porn

Do you guys not realize these are all auto tuned to death

Seriously listen to Speak Now (the song) she sounds like a robot

You’ve got to be kidding me. This was completely LIVE. I saw this concert THREE TIMES myself and she was nearly perfect each time and It was not autotuned. The microphone does distort her voice a little though, but that happens to everyone. I repeat, NOT autotuned.