fearless came out 6 years ago
YOUR THE ONE CRYING IM NOT CRYJG
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
consider this , how the fukc is it september
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
if you’re no longer a fan of taylor bc of shake it off, then i just hope you know that the only way out of the fandom is to crawl through the tunnel of butts
*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
- me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.