basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: canadad)

taylor-and-ed-laying-in-bed:

teaswift:

guys

GUYS

fearless came out 6 years ago

SIX

YEARS

AGO

YOUR THE ONE CRYING IM NOT CRYJG

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)

impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks)

talldrinkoftaylor:

mosaicbrokenhearts:

if you’re no longer a fan of taylor bc of shake it off, then i just hope you know that the only way out of the fandom is to crawl through the tunnel of butts

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god speed

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people


(Source: lion)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

wariu:

Je t’anime