If you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well
yeah they’re always so nsync
YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.
clap your hands if you go on the internet 26 hours a day shipping gay couples and bad at math
god fucking damn it, Reiner. stop with the stupid-ass puns
You have people come into your life shockingly and surprisingly. You have losses that you never thought you’d experience. You have rejection and you have learn how to deal with that and how to get up the next day and go on with it. - Taylor Swift
This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time.
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
- a dog: makes a dog sound
- me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons