thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.


vaginal-erection:

same

(Source: floresenelatico)

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

*smokes a cigarette* it’s a simile. did i do the joke right? what is this

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

andrewvanwynperfect:

imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks

queen-margaery-tyrell:

I caught my Mom staring wistfully at nothing in particular.

When asked what was on her mind, she sighed deeply and said

"Oh honey….I just hope jean jackets don’t make a comeback."


torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston film scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 17, 2014 [HQ]

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

courfeyradical:

emphasisonthehomo:

Queer subtext in media is nice and all, but have you considered:

  • Including actual queer characters instead of vague metaphors for queer characters.

 (x)

starktrekenterprise:

zillyh00:

slidingtuna:

zillyh00:

zillyh00:

I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY

image

Those clothes will make you look ripped

LEAVE

cutting edge fashion

(Source: officialbrostrider)

I'm Not Like Other Girls.

andthatlittleblackdress:

“I’m not like
other girls, you know?”
she tilts her head back
and smiles strangely at me
like she’s inviting me in
on a little secret she’s been waiting to tell me
“I’m different.”

When I ask her
exactly what does she mean by that
she shrugs
rolling…

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu)

chickenheadspecial:

33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter

(Source: tom-bakery)